We watched it so you could ask us about it for twenty minutes.
Goldie Hawn joins the Army expecting private rooms and a lifestyle upgrade. The Army has other plans, most of them involving mud. A reminder to read the brochure very carefully before committing to anything with a uniform.
A mysterious book, a luck dragon, and a school day that gets completely out of hand. Come for the adventure. Stay because the theme song now lives in your head. We do not discuss the swamp at the counter.
Clark wants the perfect family Christmas. The lights, relatives, and electrical grid would like a word. Personally, I’m with Margo next door: the neighbors are a lot, and someone needs to explain the carpet.
Epic romance. Dramatic scenery. Daniel Day-Lewis sprinting like the tape is due back by nine. The soundtrack makes a trip to the fridge feel like an epic rescue. Yes, it’s from 1992. I know a guy.